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Stomach Problems

Postby Lynn » Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:03 am

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa . 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'



After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'
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Re: Stomach Problems

Postby Christine Bennetts » Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:25 am

I just told this to Martin who says he is a VERY lucky man....... ;roflmao: ..............that he had had a wonderful 29 years with me ;expl;...........and that as few men get to marry a ;cutie; .....that his friends were ALL jealous. :) .............


Oh yes. .......and could he have another kayak.
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