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Tickle Me Elmo Doll

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Tickle Me Elmo Doll

Postby Lynn » Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:45 pm

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo
> toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
>
> Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her
> first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at
> the Personnel Manager's door The Foreman throws open the door and begins to
> rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and
> the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind
> schedule.
>
> The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two men
> march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed
> up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're
> really beginning to pile up.
>
> At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me
> Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
> The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps
> it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between
> Elmo's legs.
>
> The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
> hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena . "I'm sorry," he
> says to her, barely
> Able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the
> instructions I gave you yesterday..." "Your job is to give Elmo two test
> tickles.
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Re: Tickle Me Elmo Doll

Postby Christine Bennetts » Sat Jan 22, 2011 5:18 am

Very good! Funny and clean!
Christine in Southport,UK
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