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The Plastic Surgeon by Margaret Rowe

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The Plastic Surgeon by Margaret Rowe

Postby Christine Bennetts » Fri Jan 21, 2011 4:00 pm

A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called
'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and
could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new
face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.'
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects
were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.

'All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the
knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two
annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob
won't get rid of them.'
The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your
breasts.'
She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.'
Christine in Southport,UK
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