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?????????????"The Naughty Corner"

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Re: ?????????????"The Naughty Corner"

Postby Christine Bennetts » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:54 pm

These are from Trish the Deranged!!!!
Have a chuckle


Spent $50 on E-bay for a penis enlarger ..............

Bastards … they sent me a magnifying glass. !!!! ;roflmao:





The Biker …

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl
about to jump off a bridge so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity. He asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, she does.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow!
That was the best kiss I have ever had.
That's a real talent you are wasting.
You could be famous!
Why are you committing suicide?"


"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl ......"


And of course, the biker threw him off the bridge! ;overreact;




THE NEWFIE MIRROR

After living in the barrens of Newfoundland all his life, an old Newfie decided it was time to visit St. John’s .

In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it.
Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him.
'How 'bout that!' he exclaims, 'Here's a picture of me Fadder.'

He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his dad, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the shed, and every morning before leaving to go fishin', he would go there and look at it.

His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the shed.
So, one day after her husband left, she went to the shed and found the mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she fumed, 'So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with.' ;pms; ;pms;
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Re: ?????????????"The Naughty Corner"

Postby Christine Bennetts » Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:10 am

The Silent Treatment

from Irene Faulder

A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
'Please wake me at 5:00 AM .'

He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said,

'It is 5:00 AM . Wake up..'

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. ;roflmao:
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